I have an effing job.

12. I have a job for the foreseeable future. I have bosses who truly want to see me succeed. I know how rare that is. For that, I am truly grateful. (Even though bitches be trippin sometimes.)

13. My mom's cooking. Specifically, her pies. My mom can THROW. DOWN. some Thanksgiving food, y'all.

14. Thanksgiving. It's my favorite.

15. My nephews. They don't know I'm a fuck up. Yet. Until then, they will continue to light up like beautiful fricking Christmas trees when I come in the room. Their laughter = happy crack.

16. Being able to come up with four (five now, bitches!) things to be grateful for on this spectacularly shitty day!! Yaaaay!

17. This:















Because...come on. Wook at the wittle DEER and the kitty!!! They're talking! I can't.